This website is extremely copyright © Ashley Jeffs 2014. If I wake up one afternoon and my website is gone I will find out who stole it and I will steal your family, friends, pets, name, dress code, job and I will lick every single item that you own. You'll think "oh it's okay, I'll just take Ashleys identity if he takes mine", but only after changing your name to mine will you find out I faked my own death already. Your only option will be exile or suicide. Using lobster for all header fonts is also my own idea so don't bother copying.